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With todays home entertainment systems, many of us get movie rentals on a regular basis. Normally people wait for the rental, as opposed to going to the movies. Here is a short list of some of the highest volume rentals in October.

A fairly new means of accessing movies is movie downloads. There are places online that you can get virtually every movie made downloaded. This is very useful if you’re trying to make a large movie collection.

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL: The Indiana Jones adventure continues, after a 19 year break. This is the latest film of the exploits of the infamous Indiana Jones. In this episode Indiana it’s the cold war, and the Russians are the enemy. The Soviets are looking for ancient relics called the Crystal Skulls, which are thought to have secret powers.

THE LAZARUS PROJECT: One time crook Ben Garvey has turned the corner. With a loving family, and steady work, life is going in the right direction. Then, he is fired from work, and he turns to crime for the solution. People die during an attempted robbery, and he is convicted, and sentenced to die. Death by lethal injection awaits. Instead, he isn’t dead, but is in a psychiatric ward. Now its all on the line, his sanity, and his soul.

LINEWATCH: Michael Dixon is a veteran boarder patrolman in New Mexico, and life seems to be good. Now, things in his past are about to rear it’s ugly head. He was a member of a violent Los Angeles gang, but he had the courage to leave. When When a chance meeting gives away his location to his old gang, he and his family are in a potentially deadly situation. He is forced risk it all, and make sure that gang leader drake is able to safely move a large drug shipment from Mexico into the U.S.

THE INCREDIBLE HULK: This movie tells the story of Dr. Bruce Banner, who has been transformed into the Hulk. The film is about the comic character the Hulk. This movie stars Edward Norton, Tim Roth, William hurt, and Liv Tyler. This film is directed by Louis Leterrier. This movie would be classified as a science fiction film.

DECEPTION: Jonathan McQuarry, a bored and lonely corporate auditor, meets charismatic corporate lawyer Wyatt Bose. It is a meeting that sends his life in a whole new direction. He is exposed to “The List”, where people find access to a sexual extasy. But, he also gets caught up in a world of corruption, treason and death.

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH: Searching for his missing brother, a science professor explores caves in Iceland that leads him to the center of the earth. This is a new version of the original 1959 movie, which was based on the brilliant book by highly acclaimed author Jules Verne. Cast includes Brendan Fraser, Josh Hutchinson, Anita Briem, and Seth Myers.

THE HAPPENING: Elliot Moore, along with his wife and some friends are escaping Philadelphia by train. The northeastern U.S. has been thrown into chaos. Citizens are being affected by some unknown malady, and are taking their own lives. Will mankind overcome this problem, or are we witnessing the final acts of man on this planet?

IRON MAN: Man of the town, arms builder, Tony Stark (played by Robert Downey Jr.) is captured by insurgent fighters in Afghanastan. They command him to create weapon systems for the insurgent group. He was wounded while he was being captured, and he has shrapnel lodged in his chest. To live through this life threatening wound, and break away from his enemies, he designs a suit of armor, that makes him super strong. Iron Man, a new super hero has arrived.

SPEED RACER: An anime-cartoon gets real actors. Just like the movie The Flinstones, Speed Racer turns a cartoon to a movie with an actual cast. Speed Racer is an ambitious young man who loves racing. His goal is to win The Crucible, a very dangerous race that his older brother had died racing in. With no one expecting him to win, and the future of the family business at risk, he suprisingly teams up with his arch rival Racer X, to attempt to take the title, so the family business won’t go under.

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Some riddles are a form of indirect-thinking question. To answer them, you have to move laterally in your mind, away from the expected guesses. This is especially true of funny riddles. What did the others do when the cannibal was late for dinner? They gave him the cold shoulder, of course.

Then there are the riddles that aren’t really jokes, but they make you laugh when you hear the answer. If an airplane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, in which country do they bury the survivors? They don’t bury survivors, of course. Laughter is good for the brain. Okay, I am waiting for the research on that, but it will be proven someday.

Oh, and no political jokes here. By the way, do you know what’s wrong with political jokes? They get elected! Okay, maybe just that one. Here are a few more riddles that will make you smile.

Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students? A: Watch this closely. I’m only going to do this once.

Q: Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive? A: Just quit imagining!

Q: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? A: Mount Everest, of course.

Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students? A: Watch this closely. I’m only going to do this once.

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? A: “Damn.”

Q: Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive? A: Just quit imagining!

Q: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? A: Mount Everest, of course.

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To HM King David of the Isle of Mann (or Man), cousin to Queen Elizabeth II, come forth, I, your Not-So-Humble Servant to render such Wisdom as I can…

For about ten minutes today, David Howe, a 38 year old businessman from Maryland commanded the front page on FoxNews.Com with the story of his Coronation. In 2006 some Brit genealogist called to tell him that he might have a claim to the throne of the Isle of Mann (or Man). So, he filled out the right forms and sent them to Her Majesty’s Stationary Office which after a 90 day review period approved his Royal application. Apparently they sent him a crown, a royal robe and a spoon. Some Kings get swords, others get scepters, but David gets a spoon.

My favorite part of the story is the reaction from the people of the Isle of Man, which I think can best be summed up as: “Who?” The elected government of the Isle of Man is probably still laughing themselves senseless. They are so disrespectful of their new King that the official government website has no mention of his coronation. Well King David, it looks like you’ll need to stage an invasion to enforce Your Royal Rights. I recommend you look into some the old laws on how to execute traitors. That’s how you get medieval on their butts.

The best part about this story is that HM (that’s His Majesty, to you) King David has a lovely website. On his home page under an enormous picture of him, he details his efforts to provide aide for the poor AIDS afflicted children of Insert African Nation Here. Even Americans know you cannot be a Royal unless you have some charity to support. Especially useful are those charities that show you pictures of starving children. Those work best of all. Good choice there, Your Majesty. You hit that nail right on the head.

But if you do a little digging into the Royal website you find his Royal Pedigree. You know, like they do with dogs. Not only does he include his family tree proving his Royal Title, but he also proves that he is a cousin to the Royal Family of Great Britain. Wow, he’s cousins with the Queen! Let’s get something straight; I’m no genealogist but it seems to me when you cast such an enormous net (like the Cousin’s Net), you are probably also related to Cher, Bill Clinton and Dick Cheney. I recommend that you lose the whole Cousins thing. Let’s agree that you are only allowed to be a Royal Cousin if they invite you over for tea.

Also, if you take the time to look at his Pedigree you may notice that he has achieved his gentle rank through marriage. Now, that is perfectly legitimate. But, does that mean he’s Royal by insertion? If so, then good job King David! I always heard you were supposed to pull your Sword out of the stone. It just goes to show that you cannot trust legends. But it might damage your macho image, so I would dump that webpage too.

Now, there’s the matter of Royal Revenue. Until you conquer your island you can’t collect taxes. But I have solved that for you! Just sell Knighthoods! There are tons of obnoxious idiots who would pay dearly for a title. I would add a web store and sell them that way. Between the money you can make from titles and the cash that will come in from your charity, you should have a pretty nice war chest.

To invade, you will need an army. And let’s face it, no regular mercenary army will do. You need to show your subjects that you mean business and will not tolerate anything but total loyalty. For that mission, I can only recommend Blackwater. It might take up some of the money for the African kids, but you can always pay them back later.

Anyway, I hope you look charitably on Your Servant for his Words of Wisdom and that Your Majesty remembers to send me money when you use any of these ideas.

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